I don't care that we haven't updated because there is so much epic shit on the way your mind is going to explode.
Here's a to do list:
Go buy a $5 dollar footlong.
Eat said $5 dollar footlong. Side note: if you sing that damn song I will come kill you.
Pop open a cold one.
Turn on the internet. Side note: the whole damn internets!!!!!???!!!!
Watch this video.
So everyone is fuckin' dying, and it sucks. MJ, Farrah, Ed Mac, and now Billy Mays. The only informercial dude with shit that worked. Keep it poppin' homie. I'mma hit Bed Bath and Beyond to grab some shit.
We are back people. WE. ARE. BACK.
Like chocolate pudding raining from a million dollar cup, Knight Moves is the smoothest shit ever.
Aquanet dance jams for your ladies, nasty basstastic hip hop for the ladies. Dress up like your favorite Knight and I will buy you drinks all night.
Vietnam will be in the house snapping photos while I am on the decks snapping necks.
Fuck everything. We win. 
-DISCO
